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22 May, 2008

How can I complain? Let me count the ways...

Location: the complaint box
Mood: plaintive

Eventually you will get tired of reading this. And when you do, I will know because my Google Analytics fancy tool will show me that nobody is clicking anymore. Then I will be completely invalidated and I will probably either stop writing, or just moan about it here even more for the 2 or 3 people who are so self-abusive that they continue to read out of morbid curiosity.

I got the car stereo, as I mentioned. But it doesn't recognize my mp3 player. This means one of 3 things. Either:

a) Car Toys will make it work, because there's some setting that needs to be done
b) It cannot work, because my mp3 player sucks, and I will need to buy another one
c) It cannot work, because my mp3 player sucks, and I will live without mp3 connectivity

I am really not that upset by this. But I am secretly trying to push all of you away by annoying you so much that you eventually stop reading. I could try other tactics.

STOP READING THIS! THAT'S AN ORDER!! STOP RIGHT NOW! DO NOT EVEN READ THE NEXT SENTENCE! EXIT YOUR BROWSER AND GO FIND SOMETHING USEFUL TO DO! NOW! I MEAN IT!

But see... that didn't work. You're still reading. If I can't count on you to stop reading, then why should I bother to stop complaining? Where's the negative feedback loop?

2 comments:

  1. Little Lord Font-leroy23 May, 2008 22:40

    Did the font change?

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    new nano

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