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09 August, 2008

Things Mick Likes (#2): Squirrels Fucking

Location: corner of fir and 18th, on the telephone pole
Mood: jubilant

I think today is going to be a great day.

I left the house this morning for my (almost) usual Saturday morning trek. Although today, instead of walking to Essential Baking Company, I needed to drive because I must go to Redmond and do work today. As we left the house and approached my car, I saw a squirrel leap from the ground to a telephone pole. How cute. Then I saw it running up the pole. Lippity lippity! Then I saw a second squirrel on the pole. Hee hee! Already a good morning, this is!

And then...

And then... squirrel #1 promptly mounted squirrel #2 and began getting jiggy with her. This was almost too much for me to take. The cuteness was absolutely blinding. I quickly called to my morning companion, and said "Psst! Quick! Look! Those squirrels are fucking!"

By the time she looked up, boy squirrel had obviously been distracted - I probably caused him to lose his little morning mini-wood. So we stood there for a few minutes, and watched as boy squirrel chased girl squirrel around the pole, and up and up. Occasionally he mounted her for a few quick thrusts, and then bit her on the little scruff of her neck. And she would emit little squeaks. It is hard to know if this is all pleasurable or traumatic. Really hard to know.

At one point they were taking their luscious dance dangerously close to the transformer at the top of the pole, and my companion quipped that this would be quite a finale to a big rodent orgasm, "Poof!"

But it didn't happen. Boy squirrel seemed to finish his business and remain seated on the telephone wire up high, while girl squirrel slowly descended from the pole. No cuddling. No breakfast in bed.

Or maybe it was girl squirrel who stayed on the wire.

Hard to know.

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