mess with my sister

you mess with my sister
you mess with me

i gave you forty feet on that leash
and you gnawed through the links
when no one was looking

i trusted you on word-of-mouth
and little else
and this is the thanks i get?

at least show some elegance
at least show some style
at least show some class
something that goes beyond the woefully superficial

you turned out to be a timed-release letdown
a book best judged by its cover

they say you can tell a lot
by how one regards children, pets, wait-staff
i guess we had all the evidence we needed

so stay away from my sister
and stay the fuck away from me