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31 March, 2012

27 things the pope probably doesn't do

I was pondering what it must be like to actually be a pope. And the first thing that occurred to me is that there are a large number of things that one probably does not do once becoming pope. Here are 27 of them.

1. Parallel park
2. Make scrambled eggs
3. Bowl
4. Hot tubbing
5. Dance
6. Take a ceramics class
7. Angry Birds
8. Scuba diving
9. Go-Kart racing
10. Plunge a clogged toilet
11. Prank phone calls
12. Shop at Trader Joe's
13. Hot yoga
14. Cross dress
15. Watch "The Three Stooges"
16. Volunteer at a cat shelter
17. Buy things from Amazon.com (Shipping Address:  "The Pope, 1 Vatican City")
18. Call 911
19. Eat potato chips
20. Pay for healthcare
21. Air guitar
22. Wear rock-and-roll t-shirts
23. Say "It's all good!"
24. Log his vacation time
25. Facebook
26. Collect baseball cards
27. Mail stuff

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